Adult Hindi

1.) Ek ladki ne jor se kaha Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod…
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha – aise dabaye..
Ladki – haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abe madarchod… tune pehle kyo nahi btaya.. Teri maa ka bhosda…

2.) Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar,..............Thora Aur Karne Do Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“

3.) Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad
Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,
'COKE' 'PEPSI'
Sab Bakwas
"MARD Ki LASSI"
Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

4.)Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte.
Wo kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty he".
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :"Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?
Ladka sharma ke bola :"aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera penis bar bar
khada ho raha tha, to me use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho....Yeh to Aunty hai.
"Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle,Aunty to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. Chal Andar"

Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

1.) Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya” Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?” Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai“
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2.) Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Banta Ko Kaafi Thark Chada Hua Tha. Apna Thark Dur Karne Ke Liye Vo Ek Kothe Pe Gaya. Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Ladkiyon Ke Naam Car Ke Naam Pe Rakhe Hue The.
Dalal: Kon Si Chahiye. Honda Civic Rs 10000, Ford Figo Rs 8000, Hundai i10 Rs 6000, Maruti Alto Rs 4000, Tata Nano Rs 1500.
Banta Ne Kaam Hi Chalana Tha To Paise Bachane Ke Liye Bola: Nano Hi Laa Do.
Dalal Thodi Der Baad Ek Hijde Ko Lekar Aa Gaya. Ye Dekhte Hi Banta Gusse Se Laal Peela Hote Hue Bola Abe Sale Ye Kya Hai?
Dalal Muskurate Hue: Sir Nano Ka Engine Pichhe Hota Hai.

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3.) Santa Biwi Se Bahut Pyaar Karta Tha. Biwi Delivery Ke Liye Hospital Mein Thi Aur Usko Operation Room Mein Le Jaya Gaya. Aadmi Ye Dekhkar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jitni Takleef Meri Biwi Ko Ho Rahi Hai, Main Chahta Hoon Utni Takleef Mujhe Bhi Ho. Doctor Muskuraya Aur Usko Delivery Room Mein Le Gaya Aur Jake Uske tatte Uski Biwi Ke Haath Mein Pakda Diye.”

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Santa Pregnant Ho Gaya

1.) Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: “Arrey Waah, Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnent Ho” Santa Rote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan! Main Logo Ko Kya Munh Dikhaunga? Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.“
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2.) Girl and boy hotel ke room mein sex karne ke baad lete hue the.
Ladki: "Jaanu tumhein pata hai tumhari lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai"
Ladka khush hokar bola: "Achcha!!!"
Ladki: "Haan kyunki iske baad lund ki category shuru ho jaati hai"
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3.)Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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4.) Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”

Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”

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Funny Joke

1.) Kallu flirting with Munni...
Kallu - pee lun tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam................
Pee lun tere gile-gile hoto Ki sargam.......................
Munni - Abe in dono ke beech mein NAAK bhi aati hai Vo bhi pee k dekh..
To Munni Badnam Ho Jayegi Dearling Tere Liye...........
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2.) Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di.
Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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3.) husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
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